Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I have officially survived the following in my lifetime

3 bomb threats in high school
2 earthquakes
1 blizzard
1 car crash thanks to ice on the road
1 suicide attempt
1 fall down a flight of stairs while texting
3 molestations
1 awful roommate
9 moves
1 semester of college
1 walmart trip before the blizzard
1 52 yr old hitting on me
3 huge heart breaks
2 years of living in a 3rd world country
1 time screaming jesus loves you in creole into a voodoo temple
2 demon sightings
1 dog attack
1,000's of swim practices
1 time swimming with sting rays at the beach

many more to come(:

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